Ms. Darnell

"“Alright class,” sniffed Ms. Darnell, blowing her nose into a tissue, “The funeral preparations have been made. We will be taking a field trip to Just Jump to mourn the loss of our dear friend, Minecraft Dog.”""- Ms. Darnell in book 1"Ms. Darnell is the DBE's English teacher. She teaches Methew, Jizzman, Elizbruh, and Stale's English class.

Lore
Ms. Darnell somehow manages to put up with Methew, Elizbruh, Jizzman, and Stale's crap everyday. Kudos to her for that.

Appearances
She appears in book 1, along side the rest of DBE.

Trivia

 * She doesn't know Minecraft Dog very well, but wept when he died