Minecraft Dog

"“Senorita, I have stopped racism,”""- Minecraft Dog in book 3"Minecraft Dog is a humanoid cactus. He is the protagonist of the ' The Ascension of Minecraft Dog' Series.

Lore
Minecraft dog was turned into a cactus after entering Gregory House. Not much is know about his past life, but soon after he escaped he moved to Kingsport, TN. He befriended the students at DB-Excel, including Methew Snort and Elizbruh Slave.

Appearances
He debuts in book 1. He only appears in the beginning of the book and the end, after accidentally overdosing on fentanyl and being resurrected at Just Jump

In book 2, after being resurrected, he goes into a state of purgatory. When confronted by Mimcrafts Skelington, who reveals himself to be Death, he is sent to Heaven...For a very short time. God deems him unworthy, and banishes him to H*cc. With the help of Minecraft Spider and Odysseus-Chan, he makes it back to earth.

In book 3, Minecraft Dog meets Ms. Obeme...It's love at first sight...With the help of his girlfriend and some new acquaintances, he makes it back to his home town, Kingsport, TN.

Trivia

 * Minecraft Dog's real name is Cactus Gunman. His name was legally changed after Methew Snort mistakenly thought that he was, in fact, a Minecraft Dog.
 * All of this, Wikipedia page and all, are all just one big inside joke. It all started when Elizbruh Slave was drawing a picture of Minecraft Dog. Methew Snort asked if she was drawing a Minecraft Dog, and the rest is history...
 * He bleeds agave nectar. Yummy!