Minecraft Spider

"'JUDGEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!'""- Minecraft Spider in book 2"Minecraft Spider is an ancient deity who judges the souls of those who enter H*cc. He is notorious for his overly honest attitude towards those who confront him. He can tell a person by a single glance.

Lore
He was created by God shortly after Mimcraft Skelington was created. Why? Because Mimcraft Skelington's sense of judgement is very poor.

He lived in heaven until he did the unthinkable; he judged God. After the judgement, Minecraft SPider was sentenced to eternity in H*cc.

Appearances
He debuts in book two, where he infamously taunts Minecraft Dog with one of his judgements. By the end of the book, he curses Minecraft Dog with the yol lol gay backslash (/) curse in exchange for the help of Odysseus-chan.

He appears again in book 3, where he summons Cocktus Gayman and The Metallicats. He believes that Minecraft Dog hasn't learned anything from the previous judgement, and could use some fixing.

Trivia

 * He can often be heard singing a song to himself. It goes along the lines of, "do you know who I am? They call me Minecraft Spider!"
 * His canines are fake. He borrowed them from Stale Weeb, but forgot to return them.
 * If you squeeze his nose, it'll honk.